My Kinda Town

[Truth Alexander]

Ah Chicago
The Windy City
The City of Big Shoulders
The city crushed by a crippling fire
And re-built and maintained by mere mortals like Mike Ditka, Michael Jordan, and Sammy Sosa

Ah Chicago
Where cell phone conversations, car horns, and taxi driver's swearing in their native lanuage consumes the air waves

Ah Chicago
Where exhaust fumes, stale sanitation, and urine capacitate your nasal passages so thick, that you can taste it when you exhale

Ah Chicago
The City where Starbucks establishments outnumber the homeless
The City that rapes your wallet with $25 parking fees and $4 hot dogs

Ah Chicago
The city that evaporates your mind with trendy radio stations promising to play The Next Big Thing

Ah Chicago
The city where enticing, enchanting, and gorgeous women walk the streets in vast numbers
And date high class, accessory driven men
Or
Mediorce Metro-politian men like myself

Hey,
Maybe Chicago ain't so bad after all

- The Truth -

[parch]

i don't know.

[parch]

seattle's nice.